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Monday, Monday, happy days.

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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

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Thursday, Friday, happy days.

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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

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These days are ours.

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Happy, free.

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Happy days.

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These days are ours.

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Share them with me.

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Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

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So right, you can't be wrong.

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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

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Monday,

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Monday, happy days.

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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

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Thursday, Friday, happy days.

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Saturday, what a day.

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Groovin' all week with you.

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These days are ours.

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Hi,

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Rich.

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Sorry I haven't written in so long.

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I know how you guys in the Army love to
get mail, even though it's from your kid

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sister. Anyway, the reason why I haven't
written in so long is because Chuch and

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I went through a lot of rough times this
summer.

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And so much has happened to everyone
that if I tried to write in a letter, my

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fingers would fall off.

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But I hit on this great idea.

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During the summer, we took a lot of home
movies.

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So I thought I'd send them to you along
with this tape. So start the tape and

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the movie at the same time, okay?

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Okay.

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It was one of the hottest tunes I can
ever remember, Rich.

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But it didn't dampen Mom's spirits.

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She was still up to her old shenanigans.

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Dad really misses you.

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Especially when it's time to cut the
grass.

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I want to have some fun and get a tan
this summer.

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But Dad made me get a job.

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So we compromised.

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I worked at the lake. Oh, and Jenny
Piccolo did, too.

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She was up to her usual subtle ways of
meeting guys.

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And Cousin Roger got a job as a
lifeguard. And the girls were sure glad

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You'd think they never saw a guy in a
bathing suit before.

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He really loved his job.

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Most of the time.

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Oh, and you'll never believe who Dan
hired at the hardware store.

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Patsy Weber.

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I guess Mom can talk Dad into just about
anything.

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And then there was Chachi and me.

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The summer started out great.

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But by Labor Day, I wanted to wring his
squirmy little neck.

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Oh, I'm really getting ahead of myself.

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Maybe I should back up.

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I guess everything started the 4th of
July.

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Marion, turn the can.

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Fire! We got fire!

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No, Marion, don't, don't. Marion, you
can't do that. Marion!

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Well, I have to wait a minute, dear.
I've got to help Howard with the

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first. Now, keep this rolling, because
if Howard goes up in flames, I want to

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have something to remember him by.

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Hi,

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everybody.

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Happy Fourth of July.

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Mama, you remember the Cunninghams and
the new Cunningham, Laurie Beth?

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Nice to see you again, Mrs. Delvecchio.

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Mama's going to spend the whole summer
with me. Isn't that nice? Well, have a

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nice time, huh? You see my son, the
Betty Grable?

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Look, I'm a grown man.

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I could wear shorts if I wanted to wear
shorts, and I want to wear shorts.

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Fonz, I'm glad you're here.

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Listen, I gotta tell you about a girl I
met at the beach. Her name's Corinne.

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Hey, you're a lifeguard.

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I know, but she's a lifeguard, too. All
right, just make sure you don't take

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your eyes off those little kitties, huh?
She is so... Fonz, what is this? A

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skull and crossbones for a return
address? That's right. This letter

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be from my old gang, the Falcons. Oh,
yeah?

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Am I crazy or is that written in blood?
Of course it's written in blood. That's

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tradition. That's how you know it ain't
junk mail, you know.

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They're having their first reunion in
ten years.

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Now, this should be interesting.

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It's always nice to look back on one's
social peer group and see the changes

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over an extended period of time.

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Yeah, well, it's also a very nice time
to see your old friends, you know.

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Hey, listen, here's a snack, all right?

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So, Fonz, are you going to go?

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I can't go. I got too many
responsibilities.

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I got Arnold's. I got summer school
class and cars building up at the garage

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the time. Why do the Falcons wait ten
years to have a reunion?

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First time everybody's out of jail at
once, you know.

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Oh, God!

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Independence Day, right?

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I'm sorry, but don't be mad. Why not?

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I'm looking forward to this night for a
week now.

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What am I supposed to say?

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Hippie, Joanie's got to work tonight?

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Is he eating?

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No, I'm broke.

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I'll get paid till Wednesday.

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All right, you better go, okay? And I
promise that after work I'll make it up

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you. All right?

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Cunningham, save that for the customers.

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What does she mean by that? Nothing,
nothing.

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She's a sick woman, Judge.

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She's great.

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I'm all alone on the 4th of July.

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This can't be what the founding fathers
had in mind.

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Jenny, what am I going to do about
Chachi?

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Jones, I'm taking an order.

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Hi, Corinne.

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Hey.

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Hey, listen, uh, tonight after the
fireworks, I thought maybe you and I

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I'm afraid not.

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Right, that wouldn't have been any fun
anyway.

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But what did I do to offend you? Did I
use your whistle by mistake?

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I think you're very nice.

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As a matter of fact, I find you terribly
attractive.

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You do?

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Yeah.

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But I'm training for the Olympics
swimming team. For the Olympics?

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Wow, that's great.

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I promised my coach no men.

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I see a good -looking guy and my mind
goes whammo, bammo.

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Whammo, bammo. All I can think of is
kissing and hugging and touching.

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You know, what's so great about the
Olympics? I mean, if they were that

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they'd have them every year.

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Cute. So are you.

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But I did promise my coach no whammo,
bammo.

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Look, maybe I could train with you.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Oh, come on.

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The workouts are grueling. I was born to
gruel. Look at me. I'm a terrific

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swimmer.

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Come on.

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I guess we could give it a try.

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Great.

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I think we should warm up first.

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So when do you see me start with the
lips?

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Okay, then that's it.

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Ow!

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I'm going to get my hand in the idiot
who threw this.

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I only threw this.

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Can I have my frisbee back, please?

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Why, you want to finish me off?

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I hit you?

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I'm so sorry, are you hurt? Yes.

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Let me see.

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Nothing but a little bump.

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I think he'll live.

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I got hit by the ricochet.

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She bought it!

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Hey, uh, Chach, why don't you make
yourself scarce? I'm ready to make my

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now.

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Hey, I'll see you around, guy.

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And if anybody wants to know where I am,
make sure you tell them!

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You never understand women. She wants
you.

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I know.

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What am I going to do?

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Well, like you need to ask?

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Chachi, an opportunity like this comes
along once in a lifetime.

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Mine, anyway.

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Go for it.

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Well, I guess I should go over there and
apologize to him.

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I mean, I was kind of rude, don't you
think?

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I don't know. Everybody talks to me like
that.

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I was rude.

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A new fall season brings new reasons to
come here.

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TV Land endures.

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You kiss a scrape to make it better.

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You do a little dance to make the tears
stop.

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You've learned a million things to help
your little one.

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Like what to do with the first sign of
diarrhea.

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You give them Pedialyte. Because soda
and sports drinks can be so high in

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they can make diarrhea worse.

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Pedialyte has the proper balance of
fluid and electrolytes to help prevent

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dehydration. It's all part of a learning
process that never ends.

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But why would you want it to?

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Use Pedialyte.

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V8 juice has a refreshing squeeze of
lemon. It's another way to get your full

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serving of vegetables.

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Sometimes it's the only way.

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You know, I think it's amazing.

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We've both been teaching summer classes
for weeks and never bumped into each

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other. Well, I think we're talking small
world, big school world.

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Here's the question.

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Can I get you something to drink before
we start, or do you want to get right to

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it? No, let's get right to it.

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I've got to tell you, I really
appreciate that you're helping me with

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lesson plans, you know, because they
boggle my brain.

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You laughing at me?

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I mean, I understand. I don't get this,
you know, but... No, no, no, no. It's

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just, when I... When you said you had a
lesson planned, I thought it was just a

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cute way of saying you wanted to get me
alone.

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I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed.

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Oh, no, no. Be embarrassed.

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When you blush.

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I haven't seen a cheap blush since, uh,
53.

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We were teachers together. The rules.

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We couldn't play recess.

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I'm very good at recess.

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Very good at recess.

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Listen, I can't wait. We're not knowing
this stuff last year.

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It's gregarious here.

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You know, I heard a lot about you around

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school. Of course you did.

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You know, I really admire you. What with
owning two businesses and still finding

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time to teach.

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Yeah, well, you know what they say.

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Busy hands are happy hands.

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Same with lips.

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When I was a kid... You're a real
talker, aren't you?

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When I was a kid, I was a little wild. I
dated wild guys who did

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crazy things.

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But now I'm ready for a lasting
relationship with a mature, responsible,

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guy. Good luck to you.

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I think I found him.

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Just a moment.

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Did my ears deceive me, or did you just
say you thought I was...

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Wonderfully normal.

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All right.

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Who am I supposed to marry?

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Anybody.

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It was so beautiful.

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Chachi and I were up on Inspiration
Point for hours.

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And all we did was talk.

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Talked? Yeah. Well, you see, that's the
difference between you and me, Joanie.

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Give me a piece of beefsteak like Chachi
and he wouldn't have the strength to

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talk.

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They're inseparable, like sweets and
pimples.

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What did you make on the train, Lave?

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Everything at Jefferson High.

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You go to Jefferson High?

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You wouldn't by any chance know a doll
named Chachi Arcola, would you?

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Do we know Chachi Arcola? Boy, how well
we do know Chachi Arcola.

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Marvie, you'll just have to let me know
where I can get a hold of him.

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I was with him Fourth of July night. We
had the most Marvy time.

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This could get ugly.

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Huh?

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Where is Arcola?

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Before you blow your top, she doesn't
mean a thing to me. It was purely a

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physical attraction.

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I was going to tell you. When?

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Right after we were married.

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Maybe one day we could be.

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But not anymore.

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Goodbye, Chachi.

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Well...

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Like

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I said, Richie, this wasn't the most
wonderful summer.

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The only one who seemed content was Lori
Beth and her not -so -little friend.

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She thought she was so fat that we
thought she looked beautiful.

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And Mama and I were a little worried
about Dad. He just wasn't his usual

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self.

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He wasn't more interested in the sports
page than anything else.

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As for me, after Chachi and I broke up,
well, I've never been more miserable in

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my life.

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And Chachi, well, the only thing that
made my life bearable was I heard he was

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even more miserable than I was.

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See?

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I'm not here.

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Whatever you say, dear.

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She's not here.

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Come on, Mrs. C. I know she's here. I
followed her home.

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I am sorry, Chachi, but you have been a
very bad boy. I can't let you in. No,

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please, Mrs. C. Look, I just made a very
small mistake.

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It's Mr.

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Physical Attraction.

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place and it got burned.

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Good. Fine.

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I just want you to know that I think
you're really the nicest boy that Joanie

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ever brought home.

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Too bad you blew it.

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End this year and begin the next with
two TV Land events.

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On New Year's Eve, say goodbye with Last
Things Last, the day -long marathon of

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classic final episodes.

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I might as well get going.

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Then, make a new start on New Year's Day
with First Things First, a day of first

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episodes on the first day of the year.

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Groovy. Last episodes on New Year's Eve
and first episodes on New Year's Day.

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All day, both days, only on TV Land.

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A short time ago, this woman was limited
by her mobility.

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A month ago, this man wasn't even able
to get around his house.

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These are people who chose freedom over
restrictions, independence over

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limitations. They chose mobility.

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They chose the scooter store.

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And this is a team of mobility experts
that made it all happen. Great news.

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You've been approved for payment.

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Dr. Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of Marie
Thamford. And they can make it happen

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for you. If you're living with limited
mobility, call the scooter store today.

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I promise no other company will work
harder to make you mobile or do more to

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guarantee your total satisfaction.

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I expected they'd help me file some
paperwork with Medicare and my

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never expected them to be so nice or to
work so hard to get me a power chair at

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no cost to me. Call today and let the
scooter store work for you.

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If we pre -qualify you for a new scooter
or power chair and Medicare denies your

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claim, the scooter store allows you to
keep your scooter or power chair at no

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cost. That's the scooter store
guarantee.

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You don't qualify for Medicare?

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No problem. We'll work with your
insurance company, even help with

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If there's a way, we'll find it.

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When they delivered Mom's power chair, I
expected they'd show her how to use it

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once or twice.

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That man stayed for hours.

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You can just tell they care.

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Whatever it takes, as long as it takes,
that's our guarantee.

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Why do we go to such great lengths?
Because making you mobile is our

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We'll work with your doctor. We'll work
with Medicare and your private

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insurance. We'll even service your
scooter anywhere in the country. So call

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scooter store today. Find out what great
lengths the scooter store will go to

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for you.

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Improve your mobility and your life.
Call 1 -800 -537 -9600 for your free, no

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-obligation information from the scooter
store.

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Call to find out if you pre -qualify for
a brand new power chair or scooter.

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That number again is 1 -800 -537 -9600.

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1 -800 -537 -9600.

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While most people with mobility problems
are having trouble just getting around,

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at age 92, Joy Cullison's out seeing the
world. Now I'm free to see the world.

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You're looking at the Hover Round, the
world's most advanced power mobility

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chair. The Hover Round allows me the
freedom to live on my own and not depend

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somebody else.

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It's round for a reason. Hover Round's
unique round design provides amazing

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maneuverability. One -touch driving,
speed control, and automatic braking

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it safe and easy to drive.

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It disassembles or easily attaches to a
standard lift. It even elevates. to

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extend your reach.

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And if you qualify like Juanita, you'll
say... With Medicare and our supplement,

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it didn't cost a dime.

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Not one dime.

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Call our mobility specialist now for a
free evaluation and free hover -on

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Declare your independence.

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The next time, I'm going to the Grand
Canyon.

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Before you knew it, Richie, it was the
beginning of August, and Chachi and I

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were still at each other's throats.

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I don't know.

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Maybe I was stubborn.

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But the more Chachi tried to woo me
back, the tougher I got.

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Dad was still baseball crazy, and he
even took me to a doubleheader with the

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Cardinals. I got a home run by some guy
named Stan the Man.

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Roger was still after Corinne.
Unfortunately, he had about as much

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land if he didn't want it.

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And I found he was trying real hard not
to be normal.

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life is.

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One dead, one dead.

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Look at me, William.

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Do you see a man of misery here?

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My life is not going the way I planned
it.

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You know, one morning I wake up and I
got all these responsibilities that

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me like mosquito bites.

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That's the way life is, boss.

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You know, I mean, one day you wake up
and you got your whole life ahead of

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Next day you wake up, you're dead.

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Life is a lot like a baseball game.

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I mean, you spit on your hands and you
step up to the plate. But before you

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it, the count is three and two.

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And the old curveball of life is coming
right down the pipe.

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You can hear the ball smacking into the
catcher's mitt. And the big umpire in

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the sky is saying, You're out.

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Do you know how many beers in the sun?

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In the middle of beer day or what?

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You hang on to your youth as long as you
can.

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You're only young once.

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You've got to make it last your whole
life.

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Admit it.

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Admit it, you're right.

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I can beat it, you're right.

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The club can beat time.

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Ted?

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Okay, I don't need all these
responsibilities.

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From now on, I'm going to do what I want
to do when I want to do it, you

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understand? Ted, thanks.

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The reunion.

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I'm going to the Falcons reunion. I'm
going to show them.

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The bond never changes.

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among you.

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And I say, party!

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Party! Party!

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Party! Party!

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Guess who?

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It's Rocco Beruffi. Hurry, let me guess.

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00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:14,310
Rocco Beruffi.

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00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,910
Still can't put anything over on you.

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Right. How you doing?

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00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,540
You look great, Fonz. You haven't
changed a bit.

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00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,880
Yeah, well, you went a wide tamper with
perfection, man.

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00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,180
It's great to see you. It's been a long
time. Yeah.

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00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,920
Fonz, how about it?

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00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:37,060
Can I?

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00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,540
Huh? Can I?

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00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,500
All right, all right, all right. Take
your best shot.

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00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,780
Look who's here.

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00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,680
It's your old chick, Hillary.

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From here, she looks great.

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What do you want?

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00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,740
I want you to stop joking.

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That's Hillary.

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00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:21,420
Fine. How you doing, Hillary?

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I forgot why I haven't seen you for a
while.

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You're cute, too.

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Oh, we logged a lot of miles together,
huh?

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Yeah.

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We rode on your bike a lot, too.

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That's what I mean.

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Who among us is that dirty cheap bum?

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And wouldn't you know, Johnny Suede is
with her.

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All right, all right, watch it. What's
going on over here? What do you think I

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00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:52,760
got a parking lot up there for, huh? Get
this thing out of here. Come on, scoot,

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00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,539
scoot, scoot.

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00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:54,540
Ah, what's the matter, Pop?

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That there's a drive -in, isn't it?

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00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,180
Yeah.

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Tire backs all over the floor. When my
mother cleans, I'll give you a drive

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Get off that bike.

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00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,880
I'll take care of this, all right? All
right, okay.

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00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:09,360
Fonce, I'm just tired of being pushed
around. I understand.

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00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,879
Another thing.

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00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,220
If I don't want to get married, I won't
get married.

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00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,520
Now, you got that straight?

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00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:31,260
some old scores to even and we invite
you to settle up no

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weapons in one hour that is if you guys
are still turkey

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00:27:27,790 --> 00:27:32,210
The man can hold me when I hold you. It
can't go right. It can't be wrong.

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Next up on TV Land, game show host Monty
Marshall is played by Christopher

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Knight, real -life dad, actor Edward
Knight.

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00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:42,870
Well, Chris must have been a real player
on that set. What pull.

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Stay tuned for Brady Bunch number 94.

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You can't win them all.